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NAME: |
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TOFFEE |
| SIZE: |
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Half way up a grown mans shin |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Estate Agent |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Not dropping a catch/rat from an over wintered combine harvester on its spring start up. (Combine Carnage) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Greyhound |
| AMBITION: |
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To continue to mark rats with my irritating yap and not get sold for scientific experimentation as a result |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“For **** Sake, Shut Up !!!” |
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BILLY |
| SIZE: |
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To the height of a Chavs Alloys on his Corsa and heavy enough not to carry for long |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Farmer |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Discovering a large colony of rats in a coal bunker full of kindling and leaving the surrounding area resembling that of a Hahlal abattoir. (Solid Fuel Frenzy) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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well fed Hovingham rat, that some thought at first glance to be an otter |
| AMBITION: |
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To excrete on as many frequently used footpaths as possible, especially close to parking areas where people get in and out of their cars |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“Billy, judging from what I’ve just trodden into my car matting, I think you’re due a worming!” |
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COCO |
| SIZE: |
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Ankle height to a tart in heels |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Insurance |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Startling to submission a teenage rat that ran towards her (Long Grass Loitering) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Play fighting a fully grown terrier |
| AMBITION: |
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To be allowed off the lead long enough to kill a rat, rather than just be thrown dead ones to shake |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“No Coco get down off the sofa and stop licking that, you dirty dog” |
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NAME: |
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RAYMOND |
| SIZE: |
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Big enough |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Pig Farmer |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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As part of a drunken prank by his owner, being thrown over the defensive moat in the baboon enclosure of the local theme park and senselessly killing half the troop, Alpha male and youngsters alike (Monkey Murder) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Both the male and female members of the same Zoo’s breeding programme for Siberian Tigers |
| AMBITION: |
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To be the top predator of all food chains and to rid the world of cats |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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OK Raymond, what ever you want….. nice doggy!” |
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NAME: |
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ELVIS |
| SIZE: |
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With hackles up (usually the case), just below the knee |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Farmer |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Eating his own weight in rat pinkies (Death by Digestion) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Badger….. allegedly |
| AMBITION: |
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To breed with everything that will stand still long enough |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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"Sorry old boy, no food for you this week!" |
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NAME: |
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SYDNEY |
| SIZE: |
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As tall as she is long |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Furniture Sales |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Digging a hole so deep that the quarry removed looked marsupial-esque. (Wombat Wacking) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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A slightly blurry eyed rabbit whose Optrex seemed not to cure its ‘Mixsey’ |
| AMBITION: |
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To waste as many spadesmens’ time as possible by encouraging them to dig for the sake of it |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“Bugger this, there’s more chance of me reaching oil!” |
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NAME: |
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MINTY |
| SIZE: |
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Bigger than a cat, smaller than a fox but harder than both |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Fabricator |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Being the first terrier to take up Falconery (Assault from Above) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Size isn’t everything, its quantity…. Ask her owner! |
| AMBITION: |
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To be allowed to walk around without a leather mask on her head and bells suspended from her ankles and to be fed from a bowl not from a rotating length of string |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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More often it’s a repetitive whistle associated with an outstretched gauntlet covered arm |
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POLLY (RIP) |
| SIZE: |
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Height of a lamb, heart of a lion |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Insurance |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Whilst ratting out some pheasant feeders on a farm near Malton, Polly took a leap of faith off a cliff edge whilst chasing an escaping rat. After crashing to the ground some 20ft below she destroyed the rodent. On the same hunt Polly also took a rat whilst swimming across a flight pond (Duck Pond Destruction) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Any variety of canine resident to Ryedale |
| AMBITION: |
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To be remembered as one of the Greats |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“Polly !!!!! ” or “Polly ??? “ after her owner had eaten beans or any other fibrous meal! |
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NAME: |
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PIP (RIP) |
| SIZE: |
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Height of a lamb, face of an Aardvark |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Student |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Turning on everyone of her team mates whilst ratting a muck heap at Settrington,….. including her own shadow (Pitbulls are Pussies) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Tyranasaurus Rex….. Beware! |
| AMBITION: |
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To hope that dog fighting is allowed in Heaven |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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"I'll have a fiver on the funny looking one!” |
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NAME: |
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SCAMP |
| SIZE: |
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Solid (Mike Tyson of the Terrier World) |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Pig Farmer and Recycling Operative |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Dragging down a breeding boar that had escaped its yard and was
heading towards the tourist filled, sanctuary of Dalby Forest (PIG PUGILIST) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Afore-mentioned Pig |
| AMBITION: |
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To have the same 'Hard Man' image of his owner without the "OOOAARR"
accent |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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"Doesn't your vet agree with docking tails?" |
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NAME: |
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CATHRA |
| SIZE: |
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A very small Ewok |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Veterinary Surgeon |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Taking on three team mate terriers in a rat tug of war (Trapped Terrier) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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5 Tonne metal trailer container |
| AMBITION: |
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To gain the same fame and notarity as fellow Escapologist, Harry Houdini |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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"Isn't that what you call one of those tubes that helps sick people wee" |
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NAME: |
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GUINNESS |
| SIZE: |
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There are some who maintain he actually is a trained Badger |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Farmer |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Fighting off said Leeds inhabitants, sovereign rings and all. (Wessie Wrestling) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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A transit van full of Pit Bull owning wessies, raiding his family sett |
| AMBITION: |
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To clear the tickle from his throat that is responsible for such a chesty rasp |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“Can you train Foxes and Weasels to hunt rats as well.. ??” |
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NAME: |
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FRANKIE |
| SIZE: |
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Terrier height but of the Trinny not Suzanna build. |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Heating Engineer |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Being a rooky of the sport we can only vouch for her battles with a rabbit underneath a potato box (McCain Mauler) |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Roger Rabbit's cousin |
| AMBITION: |
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To go up a fighting weight |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“When's the last time you wormed your dog? ” |
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NAME: |
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PENNY |
| SIZE: |
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To the shin but with nipples like pigmies cocks! |
| OWNERS PROFESSION: |
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Equestrian Housekeeper |
| MOST MEMORABLE SPORTING MOMENT: |
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Running a good furlong across a drilled field, rat in mouth to escape a barrage of abusive language! |
| BIGGEST OPPONENT BATTLED: |
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Shetland Pony! |
| AMBITION: |
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To receive praise from her owner and avoid small irishmen from climbing on her back! |
| PHRASE MOST COMMONLY DIRECTED AT: |
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“You disobedient little 4%$£&*" |
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